The man from Prudential adds it all up

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The Law is my shepherd; I
     shall not want.
It prepareth me to lie down
     in greenlawn cemetery; it leads me
into still waters.
It restores my goal: it leads me in the path
of commerce for the sake of the Company.
     Yeah, though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of Wall Street, I will fear
no competition: for they are with me, my car and
     my briefcase, they
     comfort me.
They prepare a desk before me in the presence
     of my successor; they hand me a gold watch; my cup
     runneth
over.
Surely prestige and security shall follow me all
     the days of my Life: and I will dwell in the house
     of Prudential forever.